football: Sergio "Kun" Agüero

Okay, so I'm going to go on about how attractive and awesome Kun is. Because, really, he is.

First of all, he gets his nickname from a Japanese animated cartoon character, Kun, who, like him, is completely ADORABLE.

So he moved to Atletico Madrid last summer from Independiente, in Argentina, the club at which he became the youngest player to debut in the Primera Division de Argentina, at 15 years and 35 days, overtaking the previous record of Diego Maradona. He scored 23 goals in 53 games for Independiente. He had gotten offers from and wanted to go to Liverpool, the club he followed when he was younger, but his mother adivsed him to go to Spain, so he wouldn't have to deal with the language barrier in addition to the inevitable culture change. Now he lives with his parents, siblings, and even some extended family in his house in Madrid.

He's just eighteen, and probably wouldn't have gotten to play as much for Atleti if Maxi Rodriguez hadn't gotten injured in that Argentina v. Spain friendly (which, funnily, Kun and Fernando Torres, his Atleti teammates, both played in). He's had six goals in La Liga this year so far, one of which was from a great run against Barcelona to tie the game 1-1. He also scored an important goal in the Copa del Rey where he tied up a game against Levante in the 91st minute; Aguero scored the winning penalty kick in the penalty shootout which Atletico won 4-2. He's also just broken into the Argentinian Senior National Team, where he's made 3 appearances.

But more than anything else, Kun Agüero is, well, slutty.

slutting with a tennis player...