Well, I suppose this is meant to be my blog, but I can't help myself. I suppose I should explain first-- my younger sister, barely 10 years of age, is quite the Liverpool supporter which, more than occasionally causes tension within our household. Anyway-- today, she was "sick" and so stayed home from school. While I was slaving away taking chemistry notes, she was watching the Champions League Final and writing a running commentary on the match. For anyone who's interested in hearing the perspective of a crazy 10 year old Liverpool fangirl, here you are:
THE WHOLE LIV v MIL COMMENTARY...EXCEPT IT'S ME COMMENTATING NOT THE ESPN2 PEOPLE.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GAME IS STARTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND KAKA IS LOOKING UGLY AS USUAL. RUN!!!!! RUN. XABI JUST SLIDE TACKLED SOMEBODY. PENNENT ALMOST SCORED...BUT HE MISSED. AAAAAGGGG. RIISE MISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....AC MILAN SCORED ALL BECAUSE KAKA DOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I HATE KAKA SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANNOYING THAT I CAN'T EVEN WRITE HOW MUCH I HATE HIM AND HOW STUPID HE IS. NOT TO MENTION UGLY. UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AND THEY EVEN HAVE A COMMERCIAL WITH HIM AND SOME OTHER GUY. AND KAKA WINS......(SHUDDER)......KAKA IS SO STUPID AND UGLY AND...STUPID AND HORRIBLE AND DUMB AND DENSE AND GROSS AND BRAINLESS AND SENSELESS AND DOPY AND UNCOOL(COOL IN THE GOOD WAY) AND DIMWITTED AND HE IS SUCH A LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIVERPOOL IS ATTACKING A LOT NOW. AND SOMEONE ON LIVERPOOL IS CLUTCHING HIS FACE. GERRARD GOT TACKLED REALLY BADLY BUT THEY ONLY GOT A CORNER. XABI IS YELLING SOMETING. AND KUYT WAS OFFSIDES (BARELY) BUT OTHERWISE THEY COULD'VE SCORED. KUYT FOULED SOMEONE ON AC MILAN. POOR STEVIE. EVERYONE IS PUTTING PRESSURE ON HIM BECAUSE HE'S CAPTAIN AND HE WAS AN "INSPIRATION" FOR THE LAST CUP. A PERSON ON MILAN GOT YELLOW CARDED. AC MILAN WAS OFFSIDES AND I THINK IT WAS KAKA TOO=D! HAHAHAHAHHA KAKA DOVE BUT HE DIDN'T GET ANYTHING FOR IT! BUT MASCHERANO GOT YELLOW CARDED TOO...DANG IT. HARRY KEWELL IS IN FOR ZENDEN. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD....YES!!!!!! AC MILAN MISSED THE FREE KICK...... COME ON LIVERPOOL....UGH! HE SHOULD HAVE SHOT!!!SHOOOT STEVIE!!!!!! DANG IT...HE MISSED. POOR STEVIE. ONLY 26 MORE MINUTES IN THE GAME. GO PENNENT! DANG IT. COMEONCOMEONCOMEON.....PASS IT...UGH.... AUGH!!! NOBODY CARES ABOUT "SPORT CENTER"!!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS! UGH STEVIE. RIISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MISSED!!!!!!! THERE'S ONLY LIKE 20 MINUTES LEFT IN THE GAME!!!! COME ON JUST ONE GOAL! I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A HORRIBLE ONE! OH MY GOD NESTA! U ARE WASTING TIME!! HE WASTED LIKE 1 MINUTE PRETENDING THAT HE WAS HURT EVEN THOUGH HE WASN'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH GERRARD! YOU MISSED! FOR THE SECOND TIME. IT WAS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLOSE!!!!!!!! LIKE 2 INCHES AWAY FROM THE GOAL POST! PENNANT RUN!!!!!!!!! KEWELL YOU COULD'VE SCORED! I THINK CROUCH IS GOING ON SOON. HE HAS HIS JERSEY ON. PETER CROUCH IS GOING ON FOR MASCHERANO. AND CROUCH IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TOP SCORER FOR LIVERPOOL. COME ON...ONLY 11 MORE MINUTES NOT INCLUDING STOPPAGE TIME. AC MILANE SUBBED AS WELL. SHOOT PENNANT!!!UGH AC MILAN IS JUST WASTING TIME. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AC MILAN SCORED.....I HATE AC MILAN EVEN THOUGH FAT RONALDO IS ON IT. I HATE IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH! 6 MORE MINUTES IN THE GAME......OH MY GOD! MILAN IS WASTING TIME AGAIN! HE WASTED HALF A MINUTE! YOU ARE KIDDING ME. KAKA DOVE AGAIN! CROUCH! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MISSED! IT WAS SO CLOSE! I HATE MILAN SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!! IT'S 2-0 AND LIVERPOOL IS LOSING. AC MILAN FANS ARE STUPID. THEY JUMP UP AND DOWN SCREAMING WHEN LIVERPOOL HAS THE BALL. SOMEONE ON LIVERPOOL IS IN FOR FINNAN.I HATE AC MILAN. KUYT SCORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KUYT SCORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND CROUCH ASSISTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!! THERE'S ONE MINUTE LEFT....... IT'S 2-1! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!30 SECONDS. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1,0...BUT THERE'S STOPPAGE TIME!!!!! 3 MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!! COME ON LIVERPOOL!!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!! CROUCH OR KUYT YOU HAVE TO SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........LIVERPOOL LOST. I HATE AC MILAN. ESPECIALLY KAKA.
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